#STRIKE ME DOWN and I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE
Ze Cheneys had the makings of a dyNASTY. Butt who knows?
Dick: Such a great name for a Glow🌐 Ball leader. He will be so sad. He is single-handedly responsible for returning mercenaries to the ze world stage as a viable corporation with Halliburton.
Of course she will be back for January 6th part deux.
UPDATE: SHE WILL NOT BE BACK
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a critically acclaimed first season that was allegedly watched by some people, the producers of the January 6th Hearings have sadly confirmed that their star Liz Cheney will not be returning for season 2. They had been working so hard-on ze sequel. Liz Chaney🦎⛓️🇺🇸 and Mary can make up now. It will be like 🇩🇪 only the LGBTQ (not like that. Butt who knows she is one of DIM now?)
“Liz Chaney🦎⛓️🇺🇸 was a standout in season 1 and we’re sad to see her go,” said fellow actor and screenwriter nfor the show Adam Schiff. “We will carry on without her, however, as there are many more exciting story lines we have planned for next year!”
As of now, it is unclear whether Cheney’s character will be killed off or whether her role will be filled by another actress. Rumors have suggested the show runners are considering Drew Barrymore, Cate Blanchett, or Cory Booker in a wig.
“It’s been my honor to serve the people of Wyoming by spending my every waking minute fighting Donald Trump, just like Abraham Lincoln did,” said Cheney. “I look forward to a bright future living off of book advances and scoring a pundit position at MSNBC.”
At publishing time, producers confirmed the hearings had been renewed for 12 more seasons…more or less
Some if not most of the text on this page was stolen verbatim und sort of adapted from ze Baybalon Bee 🐝. Butt you prolly wouldn’t be able to tell if you are one of those athiest types that refuses to eat at chik fillet